His head turns fractionally toward me, his eyes darkest slate. I bite my lip.
“Oh, fuck the paperwork,” he growls. He lunges at me, pushing me against the wall of the elevator. Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in one of his in a vice-like grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his hips.
Holy shit. His other hand grabs my ponytail and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine. It’s only just not painful. I moan into his mouth, giving his tongue an opening. He takes full advantage, his tongue expertly exploring my mouth.
I have never been kissed like this.

(Source: ohmrgrey)

(Reblogged from onceuponacaptainswantime)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort)

chaneladdict:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

???????????????????????

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

(Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort)

dekutree:

16yrold:

hes gonna shit himself so hard trying to flex

he popped 17 blood vessels taking this selfie

(Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort)

Where’s the fucking midol you little shits?

earthnation:

that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream

(Source: depression-and-movies)

(Reblogged from mistress-of-randomness)
staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(Source: ambear.co)

(Reblogged from onlylolgifs)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(Reblogged from dahliasonthewater)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(Reblogged from tankthoughts)